This is a little piece I will do from time to time about my overall outlook on certain things:
When someone asks me for my opinion or my side of any story, they usually get a lot more than they bargain for. I was asked the other day by a co-worker if I thought she was a good person, and of course my initial reaction was to recall if I had slept with this woman or seen her breasts, and of course with both of those being no I had to really question if this person is in fact “a good person.” WTF does that even mean? I mean, she is not physically spoiled. I checked for mold and shit and I didn’t find any. She has all motor functions and I would say that in most capacities she “works”, meets production approval so in that respect, yes she is good. But I knew that’s not what she was talking about. She was asking me to judge her. Search her soul, to peer into her deepest thoughts and motivations and see if she was worthy to wear the title of “good person.” At that point I took a step back and realized.
A. She must be fucking nuts to ask me this shit.
B. How good can she be if she never even showed me a tit?
Then also realized that I was being called upon to do the ultimate service one human can ask another, give them their honest opinion.
Let’s look at people in history that have been asked to bring the truth:
Hell yeah I am more awesome than this guy! Look at that fucking ridiculous hat. If I saw this dude on the street I would just LMFAO. I mean really this guy is in charge of the highest institution of religion in the world? Fuck off! And you make him wear that hat? How can you take that hat seriously?
After finding major gaps in all reliable sources for truth I decided that I am the only human capable of being completely subjective on matters that involve good vs. bad or right vs. wrong. I looked at the girl, and said:
“Do you want to know what I really think?”
“Yes.” She replies.
“The truth is everyone, men and women, are whores.”
Since then she has never asked me anything really and I am glad. Sometimes telling people the answer they didn’t want to hear is exactly what they need to hear, and I am always glad to bring the bad news for people that expect to get bullshit sugar coated answers to questions when they are feeling a little off put by something. The truth I am talking about today is:
If you didn’t want the answer, you shouldn’t have asked the fucking question. Idiot.