Friday, June 25, 2010

Creating a blog is hard work.

One day while working really hard, I decided “Hey, I need to start a blog.”  So I search all over and Blogspot popped up as something free and easy. I went and created the page, added a couple of links, and it was a monumental failure. I think there are 2 posts sitting there, one saying. First post, woot! And my second post saying, man I never post on this shit. I realized the flaw in my plan, it was me! Producing enough content to keep anyone aside from a couple of reject high school kids who found some of my mindless rabble from some obscure google search while trying to find backdoors to porn sites. To alleviate this problem I decided to recruit some of my friends to write with me, and thus you have all the glory there is to behold on this webpage.
 One of the topics that created friction between us was the fact that I am pretty ADD about things. I will concede the point that I do tend to jump from project to project and my focus does lack in some aspects but then I realized that a blog is the ultimate form of expression for a person of my mental caliber. I can talk about whatever the fuck I want and state my ridiculous opinions on things and people will either jump on board or call me a moron and move to the next article. So armed with a healthy dose of biased opinion and an assload of ADD I bring to you my first article. Hopefully this will be my most coherent post, as in the future I have no expectations of good writing or logical flow. Instead I will give you what I like to call “The Truth as it Applies to Me.”
In my defense for my short comings in regards to my literary capabilities, I will say, I have only taken English 101 in college and I didn’t even do very good at that. So if I have any typos or grammatically incorrect phrases that you feel the need to point out in the comments of an article, fuck you for being a Grammar Nazi and eat a bowl of cock soup for being so anal of things. Really? Who goes around correcting spelling on the internet, do you comment on all the non-round boobs you see, like oh I wouldn’t sleep with her because her tits aren’t symmetrical. Or I wouldn’t sleep with Megan Fox because her thumbs are a little off. Fuck off, you wouldn’t sleep with Megan Fox because you already painted the inside of your pantaloons with your little swimmers…  oh shit ADD strikes again!

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